After all the brew-ha-ha - the TSA decides to scarp the scanners and groping to use this old school methods to check your orifices. The gauge measures how deep it can go before it bumps into a "package".
If you live you are a terrorist, if you bleed you aren't.

monkeys xl

Wow what an E ticket ride down memory lane....

TSA's latest terrorist test.

They hit you in the head with it.
If it hurts you are a terrorist.
if you die you are not a terrorist.

monkey xl