I won in 328 words. I didn't try very hard to trap the computer because I didn't want to get trapped myself. Lots of fun! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I dated a self-described "Objectivist" and Ayn Rand devotee in college, and I can say that I strongly support anything that keeps these people out of the general dating pool. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)