This probably doesn't even need to be said, but that one on the bottom right is really creeping me out. That's the scariest thing I've seen all day.

He must have had a pretty traumatic experience with a garden gnome when he was growing up. Instead of going through all of this trouble he should have just downloaded Hammer-Heads off of Pop-Cap games. It would have been a much easier, and less disturbing, way to get out all that pent up aggression.