I don't even care what this article is about, this blog post screams douchebag. It looks like it was written by a ten year old who just finished beating up his sister. Throw a few more awesomes in there, and another "don't it", and you'd have it spot on.

I am still assuming that this is a parody, because I don't believe anyone can keep a straight face about the amateur fashion this blog post was written.