Art depicting live animals are generally not considered still lifes.

air freshener for a horse drawn carriage. Request Denied - Large

It's already been pointed out that Camelot is not in Avalot, but also isn't Avalon an island?

As I recall, Whoville was located on a speck of dust that fell on a flower. Is Mr. Meth saying that all these other fantasy lands are located there too?
Also, Hannah: You're totally right. Keep on rockin'.

It's a mobius nail.

"That's Shatner, not Lithgow."
Tuxedo shirt, large

It's a meat tenderizer - "If you're not part of the solution..."

Technically, Aks replaces Ask on futurama, not axe. the difference between alot and nother, though, is that "alot" is just the combination of a and lot, and in spoken english wont make any difference. "nother" used in place of "other" even in conversation will cause confusion.

I'm going to file this one under "Trying too hard," and move on.

Fu Xi Temple in Tianshue, China has a tree claimed to be over 2000 years old. Not sure if it's verified or not.

Shouldn't that be WinBlog or something? Of course, people would think it was about Windows.