Ya, Somethings is really screwy here. Dallas is the worst? WTF. This looks more like he just made shit up. I figured Flordia and anything near the San Andreas fault and Mississippi river.
I'll take a wild stab here and say this is a poor attempt by the reporter to get his insurance to drop a bit.

"We hate hearing you all and We will be queen. Heads will roll! Starting with the two behind me."

Toyota 4Runner and no matter how you look at it the frame is bent also but hey it only cost him 20 bucks and it still drives.
I'm sure the Chinese would like to claim it but sorry its Japanese.

Chinese crash tests.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZWy_fASSiQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmpDM8wVrUQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5SRyG6UR2A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D827IxEJVS4

Not funny or clever. Same BS technophobe crap every other person on the planet has commented about or whatever.
Just because people have different interests than you or do things you do not like, understand or want to do. Does not give you the right to complain, be sarcastic or an asshole.
It is because of the three things stated above that these people would rather deal with an object than you.
Get over it. Christ, I'm amazed that you did not add "Insert Name of electronic device" are evil. Or that real books or better than ebooks...
Time moves on. Ether keep up or get the hell out of the way.

Oh, What BS. Did the police see it happen? No? they saw a photo on the internet? Prove it was not staged!
Screw this Nanny state mentality. Of all the crap they could be investigating they wasted time and money on this....