thats a wild menu i wanna try everything listed

Pinball over-rated? Blasphemy.

can we use GPS to figure out finally why he crossed the road

A friend of mine was once volunteering in an elementary school in Indiana, and witnessed this exchange:
Teacher: “Okay, Johnny, spell ‘warsh.’”
Johnny: “Warsh. W-A-R-S-H. Warsh.”
Teacher: “No, Johnny, I’m sorry, the ‘r’ is silent.”
Friend: [Facepalm]

because when its cold you have to stay inside
and drink hot cider
load up netflix
and bang

There are 3.1 million teachers in the United States. And even if all those stories were real, the vast majority of teachers are not idiots. That being said, there were some pretty funny anecdotes there.

Now I have something interesting to talk about at tonight's New Years party.

If teachers are THIS stupid, no wonder our educational system is a laughingstock!

Kids need to learn that doing their share of chores is its own reward - a made bed, clean dishes, etc.

I would like to see the color 'stanky bean' and eat some 'walps'.

It's Hedwig!

That picture gives new meaning to the term "Iron Horse"!

"Big Banana" enforced the rumor that bananas cannot grow outside of the tropics. That was still taught into the 1980s. A friend's son had to bring a bunch from their garden to class as a way to prove his teacher was wrong.