He definitely has potential to be a politician. :D

Vote Democrat! :D

The way things are going, we may need life-size cars like these in a few decades!

Hmmmmmm - shouldn't her offspring be called kittens?

I couldn't drink 50 beers in a day - unless I did a lot of sampler flights!

The bug population isn't crashing at my house! I'm being swarmed by gnats and pantry moths.

Wasn't there a Uranus joke in "ET"?

OK, here's one: Why is the USS Enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.

We need to hope for the best, but keep fighting against climate change deniers and for the environment. Meanwhile, we need to prepare for the worst. Just. In. Case. I'm not talking about just the "preppers," I'm talking about ways to preserve our best achievements in the arts and sciences. We need to start building Knowledge Arks, storehouses of books and recordings so future generations don't have to start from scratch.

Have the folks at Disney run out of ideas? I am sick of their live-action remakes of their own animated classics.

Galileo! Galileo!

Nature loves to mess with our minds.

And Tango makes three!

That plane takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' - er, flyin'.

Too bad - think of all the Congress people he could have bought. Hell, he could have bought ALL of Congress! Hell, he could have bought off just about every government on the planet!