If I ever meet this guy, I'd ask him if he goes to Landover Babtist church; He seems like the kind of guy who will pound your head in if you disagree with him, and then blame the whole thing on you.(Sad thing is, Landover Babtist church is a real place. The goverment has the records to prove it, or so says the people who tried to shut it down.)
And who is Sport? Is he some kind of streaker or a guy he met at a urinal?