I'm 5'2" tall with big feet and I need all the help I can get. My dog will not lick me and my cat ignores me at dinner time.
My wife hides from me till she falls asleep. Customers run to gay guys before they let me help them. Small children run screaming to their mothers, who shriek when I ask if I can help them.
If you're a good-looking person, don't laugh to hard, I dare you to walk in my size 14 shoes.