America! Fuck yeah!

"They are not gay, they are not straight, they are puppets," says Sesame Workshop President and CEO Gary Knell. "They don't exist below the waist."

That is that needs to be said.

HAHA Pachytherms is awesome. Nice Scarab!

Uh, Jessss.....vision impaired drivers? Seriously?

There was a British survey a few years ago that (sadly) showed 11 of 1000 people thought Buzz Lightyear was the first person on the moon. Someone has edited the Wikipedia page as a joke (I hope it was a joke) and it was copy/pasted here.

Football should have been Rudy. No question.

I say it is used (in a pair) to pick up blocks of ice.

Actually GI Fan, G.I. is for Government Issue.

From Wikipedia: G.I. is a term describing members of the U.S. armed forces or items of their equipment. It may be used as an adjective or as a noun. The term is now used as an initialism of "Government Issue" (or often incorrectly "General Infantry").

That is really cool, but I am not sure I could bring myself to eat it....especially the tongue.