It does look like trouble waiting to happen and a liability. Maybe it should have a top different from a drinking can, such as a way smaller hole for just a tube and air to get into the can? Or find a way to make the hole sideways and difficult to drink out of it, or just scrap the idea all together for something better?
Also, I don't know much about the substance in the can and how toxic it is, but would it even be safe to recycle such a container?

So...people are dieing to talk to him?

Yikes. It's disheartening that there are people out there that will do this and take advantage of people.

Does anyone else see a face in the grease stain to the left of the egg? Towards the bottom? Looks kind of like the face on a Greek statue.

I can't remember if it was after Ash Wednesday or Good Friday (or both), but my parents would eat an Italian sandwich after mid-night. The "Holiday" didn't have a name, but I guess you could call it Fat Thursday or Fat Saturday? Might be more of a tradition than a holiday.

Yikes. I've seen those flat bed sticks and wondered what would happen if someone tried to jump it. Glad no one was killed.

Why is this not on ESPN and why are there not cheerleaders?
This does look like a good way to spend a Saturday.

XYA - Examine Your App.

Maybe the aliens just want us to think that they are not going to attack.

The dog got a warning? For what? Double Barking?

This has happened before in the news. Another reason to like cows.

I would watch that.

The cake is a lie?

Driving home from work one day it was raining and I was on a toll road, so not much on either side of the road. There was a rainbow in front of me in the sky. As I got closer I saw the bow dip onto the land. As I got even closer it started going further over the land until it seemed to wrap under my car. It was like I was driving though the rainbow. Only experienced this once. I think it was the water hose set up on a grander scale.

Could he not have seen at least his mother, even just briefly?