hahah..emo phillips would have been awesome...however, i did watch that stupid Epic Movie or whatever that parody one was...and it had Crispin Glover as wonka... while it was as stupid movie, hes just naturally creepy and fit so perfectly in that role..

...ummm.. i mean.. his portrayal of willy wonka does...

johnny depp has always reminded me of Mr. Tea Time from the Hogfather tv movie...

for anyone that doesn't get that...its a will smith reference...

awww.. so sad for what might have been... we were 'this close' to hearing willy wonka say, "awww hell naw!"

will this fit donkey cats?

that would have been scarier if they had shown an ipod as one of the machines.

last years winner was disqualified when it was discovered to be a donkey painted camel colors.

ive often wondered if animals could recognize themselves if they saw a picture. if you show a cat sees another cat... do they think?? hey, thats what i am!!

these are sold in the gaza zoo gift shop...

this would be a great b-day/xmas gift for enemies..

...im too sleepy to think of a gaza zoo joke to put in here...

this makes me wonder if there is a problem with subs running into whales or giant squid... how fast is 30 knots anyway?? sounds made up. i can run 15 kerplonks an hour

she works at the gaza zoo... thats donkey cheese...

the gaza zoo uses this to obtain donkeys...