So we could buy a bottle opener from brand new materials - metal or plastic - for under a buck, or we could shell out 10 bucks for something made from used material.

Gee, it's just oh so confusing why all this recycling crap hasn't caught on.

With organ donors just a simple crime against the state away - smoke'm if you got'm.

Now maybe someone at Ancestry.com can search thru history leaving no parchment un-read trying to find some relative of mind that would give a rats behind.

Whew!

Vogue magazine has been warning about peak super model production in Europe and the States for years and years, saying that demand would soon far exceed the supply.

It's good to see that deep country drilling has finally found another super model supply that will push back the crisis for a few years (maybe even a decade depending on who's predictions you believe).

They have the same thing in New York, except it's called "Dope Dealer Mobbing".

Urbanites flock to the inner city, learn how to cut and package drugs, selling techniques, marketing, roughing up customers that don't pay, avoiding the cops, etc.

Of course not all dope dealers are happy about it - free labor our not, there's always some treehugger that just has to eat up all the profits.

Just in time for this years 4th of July.

How long until the ACTA Copyright nazi's declare it a weapon of mass IP destruction and nuke it from space?

Tubs only a dentist could love.

Pretty much sums up Graphic Designers.

They don't care what you want, they're "designers" dammit and they know what's best.

After all, 3 years of night school, and that mail order art school from the back of the match book wasn't for nothing ya know.

//you can just hear the color wheel panties getting in a bunch already//

Good luck with making that stick. First time it's challenged it will be overturned. Citizens of the town should be yelling/hooting/making noise over their local government wasting money on making up unconstitutional ordinances.

Now I know what I want to wear for my next drivers license photo.

Should make a nice splat when it crashes.

So the internet can be dangerous - who'd a thunk it?

Wow, imagine all the uses for that.

So it's all done with digital photography and computer image processing - right down to the computed grid for the push pin layout.

Yet the guy who is nothing more then a push pin sorter/inserter is the "artist"?