Bwahahahahaha - trying to make sense out of thousand year old myths is a complete waste of time.

Might as well try and figure out why Rudolph's nose glows red instead of white (did santa invent infrared goggles?).

Rub some brain cells together people - religion (of any flavour) is the biggest scam since man evolved from primordial sludge.

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Hopefully he'll do a buggywhip holder next.

"Eighteen Monkeys in his Pants"

Don't ya just miss your Uni days?

Are you sure it's a donkey? With such excellent soft focus and jittery camera work it might be a UFO.

So that whole not dying from a fatal disease isn't incentive enough eh?

Looks fat and clunky - hopefully not a forecast of things to come.

Hope the scoop was worth pissing away all that tax payer money.

It can play the Clapton's "layla" riff in 9.2 parsecs.

So you mean it's not the slowest, dullest, most boring so called sports game out there?

“It would then be a matter of time before the astronaut died,”

I'm pretty sure that statement is true for the astronauts stuck on earth as well.

Are people really that dumb that everything with just a hint of science in it (oooooh watch out for the scary big numbers) must be watered down.

Africa, the rectal area of the world.

Syfy continues to amaze me at how much they suck.

Any "man" worried about if his food looks "gay" or not should just man up and come out of the closet.

Doesn't help his case being quoted saying "masculine bent".

For the rest of us, food is food.

"fiber optic glass"

Is that like Cat 5e Copper?