He should have called it iDork.

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As the saying goes, "I'm deaf not stupid".

Microhouse - bwahahahahahaha

They're SHACKS.

Priest, Bellhop - whats the difference?

About as exciting as watching paint dry.

You put your gold on my $5 bill.

You put your $5 bill on my gold.

And voila! the next american snack food was invented.

Yet still no cure for cancer.

"chemicals (that do not grow in nature)"

So are those "magic" chemicals then?

Where exactly did they "grow" and according to your theory they must have been transported to the soda factory by space aliens eh?

Is it really that hard to learn enough basic biochemistry to discuss nutrition without sounding like a complete nutjob?

I thought it was Cartman.

This is exactly how their JSDF (aka their "military") trains for attacks by China/Nkorea.

I bet she went to one of those "If you can draw your signature on a check - you should join our art school and become an artist" schools.

Just tell everyone that Griffin is away to Drug Rehab for the next 3 months and see how fast the Clippers offer to buy you a new phone on a new carrier.

Probably just a ploy to spy on the Dear Leaders marvelous Attack Subs.

So that's where all the tape went to.