"the results may be surprising"

Or even complete fiction.

The so called "science" behind these assumptions is really really wonky. Since they didn't include the plus or minus 150 degrees margin of error to the stated average, I'm thinking their results is a mix between pure speculation and wishful thinking.

Must be grant writing time again for the Caltech guys.

Better include your full name, social security number, and credit card just to be safe.

Tragically, a few hours after the video was made, Poznan had burned to the ground.

With a divorce rate of over 50%, straight marriage isn't exactly the bastion of the sacred commitment (and that's ignoring all the married politicians that claim to be religious and then bangs anything that stands still long enough for them to unzip their pants). So good luck gay people - marriage isn't all it's cracked up to be.

To bad they don't have any Chinese laundry's there - on the west coast in the States you can't throw a dirty sock without hitting one.

But what if my spit is older then spit?

I don't buy it.

100 acres = 4,356,000 square feet

US Population = 311,624,390

Pizza per person = 0.01398 square feet or 2.01 square inches.

Assuming only 1 person in 1000 is eating pizza that day, that's 13.95 square feet of pizza per person.

A White Russian is Kahlua, vodka and milk, not whatever pink froth that dress is belching forth.

So besides the RIAA/MPAA stickers, the lawyer business cards, and the Political Careers for Dummies book, what else can they find to carry?

So Jack Black was female when he was younger?

They're called Laptops - look into it.

Susan S. - running for the school board seat in Kansas again?

I'm guessing the embalming fluid did her in.

$65 bucks for a candle???

Overpriced - check.
Useless - check.
Cheesy in both function and fashion - check

Sounds like something the NeatoShop would sell.

(kidding, just kidding)

"How is this going to be lucrative?"

Why with the new F.U.C.K. passenger device.

With the Full-onboard Ultra Compact Krammer (TM/Patent pending), the airlines can compress 14 passengers into the current space of 1.

Not only does the compression save space, but the passengers are too close together to move, use the restroom, complain, eat, watch videos, talk, or even breath.

The manufacture recommends lowers the cabin pressure to a near-comatose level in order to quell most passenger rebellions.