Can you say "cognitive dissonance," boys and girls?

But I WANT them to hear me. I don't care if they're fapping or squicking as long as they're listening. I want them to hear my wife scream. I want them to hear me roar. I want them to hear the cries of pleasure and pain. I love being an auditory exhibitionist, simply because I don't break any laws, and if we discuss something private it's almost always in the car. If someone wants to jerk off while I'm railing my wife they're more than welcome to.

Fascinating how the article never actually gave an answer.