That is the single worst thing I have ever seen on the Internet.

It is so bad, it cannot be un-seen.

To cleanse your soul, I suggest the covers by Jake Shimabukuro - http://youtu.be/qadUoaWkRW8 and the Muppets - http://youtu.be/tgbNymZ7vqY

If you are able to watch the whole thing all the way through without your gorge rising, I suggest you try out for the job of taste tester at the brussels sprouts plant. You will be well-suited to the job.

that is all.

Were you aware that Apple loosed the Secret Service on the artist?

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/blogs/press-here/Apple--125200204.html

Too. F@&#ing. Early.

Please. We beg of you.

Can't wait to see the first slew of class-action suits over lower-spinal injuries. Just sayin'.

Or as the bent-nose hardhats used to call it, "THE FOOTPRINT OF THE AMERICAN CHICKEN!" They'd yell, too. Just like that.

My six-year-old would pwn that woman. All the authority of a radish.

Teira: Yep, same artist.

One potentially more reliable rumor had it that Addams used to haul out his oft-rejected maternity ward cartoon with the ward nurse about to hand a newborn to a round-shouldered ghoul ("Don't bother to wrap it, I'll eat it here) and re-submit it to the New Yorker whenever he needed a vacation.

Picture this thing in a stiff wind. (shudder)