Wow! Just in time for Halloween. If just one more Japansiewait tourerist knocks on this door then...well...he is my property. He had better not make me scared.

What a turkey.

You would only live until the Zomtians found you.

Neat.

If they wee on you then sometimes you die. Really.

Pffftttt...an Irukandji will put it in its place.

Did you talkz about me?

Mehhh...probably better than the film.

@RimJobJim: Maybe that is why they have designed international signs used in nearly every nation around the world, derrrr.

ps: DER is stop on a Turkish road sign.

Late to post again. Ahh well.

I was once at a disco in Finland near the Arctic circle and met this Finnish girl who could reproduce any accent while speaking nonsense (she only spoke Finnish). Her American and UK English accents were perfect while the meaning was gibberish. All her friends thought she was a legend and they were right.

Interesting to see a song around the idea.

Damn she was cute.

Neat

Wow. A new whole level of trauma.

Thank God the wisearse does not allow Halloween in Oz!

The crab migration on Christmas Island is being decimated by 'crazy ants'. These ants first blind them by spraying formic acid on their eyes.

Well my real name is Barack Obama. I was mightily annoyed when .... ok I am making that up.

@Adrian. Did you read the article? If not let me tell you it is from 'Happy Gilmore'.

This meme is so thetic but I love it (although this one wasn't as funny).