Woohoo! We're having a neat sale on the NeatoShop this week: get FREE worldwide shipping (yes, that's right - worldwide) on all orders. Get dad that funny Father's Day T-shirt that he'll love, and stock up for summer with the world's neatest shirts, tank tops, and more!

Let's make this Sale extra fun with a T-shirt giveaway for NeatoMail subscribers! Here's how to enter:

1. Visit the NeatoShop and take a look around to find your favorite design. May we suggest the Science T-Shirts, Funny T-shirts, and Video Game T-Shirts categories?

2. In the comment below, tell us your favorite artwork and the artist who designed it.

3. That's it! There's no step 3.

One entry per person. Multiple entries will be disqualified. We'll pick three winners at random. The winners will be notified through our comment system below, so be sure to use a valid email address. (Did you win our previous giveaway but didn't claim the prize? Be sure to white list @neatorama.com so you won't miss the notification email) Good luck, everyone!

Update 6/28/16 - We've picked the three winners using the random number generator over at random.org. Congrats to Dave W., Maya F., and Hordur S.J. Thank you to everyone for playing! Catch the next giveaway soon!

Psst! There's an awesome sale on the NeatoShop: All T-Shirts are up to 20% off. Get ready for summer and get yourself and your loved ones neat shirts, tank tops, and more.

Let's make this Sale extra fun with a T-shirt giveaway for NeatoMail subscribers! Here's how to enter:

1. Visit the NeatoShop and take a look around to find your favorite design. May we suggest the Science T-Shirts, Funny T-shirts, and Video Game T-Shirts categories?

2. In the comment below, tell us your favorite artwork and the artist who designed it.

3. That's it! There's no step 3.

One entry per person. Multiple entries will be disqualified. We'll pick three winners at random. The winner will be notified through our comment system below, so be sure to use a valid email address. Good luck, everyone!

Update 5/29/16 - Congratulations to the winners, chosen at random using the algorithm over at random.org: Tim P., Yannick B., and Miles H. Thank you for everyone else for playing! If you didn't win, take heart: we'll have more fun contests exclusively for NeatoMail subscribers soon!

Here's the Chuck Norris Giveaway Page you've been looking for! You're just one step away from winning one of ten Chuck Norris plush dolls that we found hiding biding their time in a corner of the NeatoShop warehouse. Please note that these dolls don't have a working voicebox because Chuck Norris is too awesome for words. He doesn't need to say anything to get things done.

But first, check out the NeatoShop's Fourth of July and Summer Sale! Save up to 20% off the neatest, most awesome T-shirts you'll find on the web. With nearly 30,000 designs available, there's one that's perfect for you! Get free worldwide shipping on orders $75 and up (yes, we do mean worldwide.)

Back to Chuck - Here's how to enter the giveaway:

1. Visit the NeatoShop and take a look around to find your favorite T-shirt design. If you need a suggestion, how about the Funny T-Shirts, Sci-Fi T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts and Fantasy T-Shirts categories?

2. In the comment below, tell us your favorite artwork and the artist who designed it.

3. Optional: tell us your favorite Chuck Norris Facts alongside your T-shirt selection.

Need some inspiration? Here are a few of our favorite Chuck Norris Facts:

• Google won't search for Chuck Norris. It knows you don't find Chuck Norris - He finds you.
• Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
• Chuck Norris' calendar went from March 31 straight to April 2. Because no one fools Chuck Norris.
• People wanted to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite was not tough enough for his beard.
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

One entry per person. Multiple entries will be disqualified. We'll pick 7 winners at random and 3 winners with the funniest, most original Chuck Norris Fact (and believe me, we've heard most of 'em, so go for unique, mmkay?)

The winner will be notified through our comment system, so be sure to use a valid email address. Good luck, everyone!

Update July 29, 2015: Congratulations to the ten winners! They have been notified via Neatorama's private messages and have 3 days to claim their prizes or forfeit them forever! The winners are: 11 Rudy K., 13 Rene C., 64 Chris M., 7 Peter E., 37 Sharyn, 59 Rawhorne, 47 YetiDad, 52 DemonHub, 28 Toni C., 3. Andrew M. Thank you to everyone who played - if you didn't win, there's always next time! :)