Stop. You need to stop. You're hurting yourself and we can't bare to watch you do this to yourself any longer. We Canadians are having an intervention to save you from yourself. We've all written letters that we are now going to read to you. Please don't interrupt, we only ask that you listen to our sincere words of concern over your turducken, deep-friend mars bars, deep-fried butter balls, etc.
Stop. You need to stop. You're hurting yourself and we can't bare to watch you do this to yourself any longer. We Canadians are having an intervention to save you from yourself. We've all written letters that we are now going to read to you. Please don't interrupt, we only ask that you listen to our sincere words of concern over your turducken, deep-friend mars bars, deep-fried butter balls, etc.
Sincerely,
Canada