Wow!
They closed the bridge to check it
https://m.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2018/10/16/highway-department-closes-bridge-for-closer-look

Nope, still doesn't make sense.

Difficult to call that an accident. The driver was going too fast to park, was headed for the only part of the roof that was not protected by a bumper and did not appear to brake.

This kid is obviously an Andy Kaufman fan.

"Now more than ever, the ideal image of beauty portrayed by the contest inaccurately represents average American women."

Who says the contest should accurately represent average American women? It should accurately represent the feminine ideal.

After putting on my tin foil hat: it seems that it is a cheap and easy way for the government to check for holes in their existing detection systems using free labor from the public under the guise of making it a game show. Cheap compared to a consultant really.

I think most floral foams are a foam of phenolic resin. Phenolic, especially when containing glass or cotton cloth, is commonly used as an insulating structural material in a lot of custom high voltage or high power electrical equipment because it can be machined, and it can take a lot of heat to damage it without burning. However, it can outgas a bunch of formaldehyde when decomposing from heat, so you don't usually want to be around when that happens.

Wolverine must've been drinking again.

Genius!

I'll be the old fart here: As an adult who stood in front of many loud guitar amps as a kid and into my early 20s, and then developed tinnitus as an adult, I recommend caution when it comes to decibels.

As for bags of chips? Crunch 'em up!

His "go for it" attitude will take him far, that's for sure. Still, I was worrying about dancing on wet pavement, waiting for a fall. That's just the mom in me.

Rule of thumb: Dogs bark.

I believe that "false confinement" would refer to pretending to be pregnant or believing you are pregnant when you actually are not. Confinement is a (somewhat archaic) tem for pregnancy or the process of giving birth.