"I'm like, are you pregnant?"

Geez, hope she's enjoying that McDonald's career track.

I wonder what 21,000 pounds is by today's standards.

All that, and her hair looked better before.

I believe the secret of world peace lies within this video. Anyone who's seen this would be grinning too much to go and get testy with another country.

I love kitties, and I'm not put off by the two faces, but that center eye is freaking me out. Thank goodness Lil Bit was born to people who love him.

Corollary to #58: The person who recommends that you read "Who Moved My Cheese?" will be an idiot who makes more money than you do.

Just wait for the protests to begin...

I grew up in a town that had a peanut processing plant, peanuts being a major crop (they even have an annual Peanut Festival) and I can't remember one single child with peanut allergies when I was growing up. This seems to be a fairly recent phenomenon.

It's Posette!! (from the rendering program Poser)

Thanks, Gellner. There are stupid people everywhere, you know.

(Texan)

That's horrible in so many ways.

Oh, I [heart] Brazil. Jonathan Pryce is wonderful as a nebbishy would-be hero. Robert DeNiro's clearly having a great time. Michael Palin is about as far from his usual sweet, goofy self as possible. The hard part is when the absurdist vision of the future starts seeming not quite so absurd and even a little plausible. One of my definite all-time favorites.

Uh? Why's it have to be dead? It'd be really cute with "alive" eyes.

Ooooooh, I want. I so hope the movie won't be utter shite.

The world needs editors. At least this ad admits it!