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My uncle has one of these things. His weighs about 250 pounds, and he has no idea what to do with it. It reminds me of Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors. Every time I water it, I sing "Feed me, Seymour"
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Of course it isn't coincidence that the lesbian couple's child is the one making headlines with his costume choice, but Sam's right. He's 4 years old. They should have no trouble convincing him to be something neutral, like a ghost, or a pumpkin, or a robot. Let the gender identity crisis come when he's an adult. Protect your kids while you can.
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What? The Conch Republic didn't make it on here? I live in Key West, FL, and in 1982, our city seceded from the union, and declared war on the US Navy (Albeit by attacking them with stale Cuban bread), immediately surrendered, and demanded one billion dollars in foreign aid. It was mostly a stunt to get the government to stop choking our tourist industry, but it really rallied this community. People still fly the Conch Republic flag. I have a friend who has it tattooed on his arm.
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