@John

"Help, help, I'm bein' repressed !!!"

I've been hearing the Jewish ritual gesture story for years, but I never ONCE heard any comparison to a peace sign...and I've been a fan from First Broadcast.

The whole test was a little skewed. I got a D. It took me a minute or two to even figure out that was an image of a condom, let alone discern a low-rez staple.

I got the orgasm duration question, though! Thank you, ladies, for years of intensive training...

80%! And that's the best thing that's happened all day!

Deadly...

I agree with La Petite. Any moron who'd fall for this deserves to get soaked.

(Sorry, Gang, it's been an angry kind of week.)

@Ajan

It should last as long as any other framed painting.

Sure, lets give these jackasses some more attention. When can we get a "FatCats shivved in jail" meme?

@Mysterioso

I miss some school lunch items, too. I remember a Baconburger (ground beef fried in a bacon coating of some kind) and Congo bars (a blonde brownie with dark chocolate and white chocolate chips).

And, oh, the joy of the Spork...

We should cross that effed-up Jazz dog with that Jerboa thing from a previous post and airdrop thousands of them on North Korea.

"she loved nothing better than roaming in the vegetable patch"

How do you gauge the emotional reaction of a turtle? Can you tell if it's miserably roaming the vegetable patch?

Sixty dollars!!?

SOMEBODY'S sniffing paint fumes, I guess.

Thanks, Kalel, coming from a great one-liner like you, that's high praise !

Jokes about things that suck aren't really funny.

You can't even trust a scientist anymore. Global warming, my ass!

Freakish!

That thing gave me the creeps! Why does everyone think its cute?

Embossing isn't "folding".

Those designs are acid etched into a die (typically copper or magnesium) and stamped into the paper with a press.