Thanksgiving is a stressful time for turkeys. They become the center of attention even though they are natural introverts. People have high expectations for their turkey experiences and sometimes turkeys can't meet them....

The universe is gradually expanding over time, growing larger and larger with each passing moment. You may have noticed that your own body is expanding, too. This is not a coincidence. When your body expands, acquiring a...

Are we seriously doing this again, Apollo? It’s like that long drive to my parents’ house all over again. Whatever it is, just tell me. Really—I want to know. Come on, Apollo—wait, where are you g...

Beth Evans is a cartoonist in Chicago. I discovere...  ...fun! Which cartoonists have influenced you? Which webcomics do you read?Matt Groening's Life in Hell is proba...  ...Ghost World, were some of my favorites. As far as webcomics I readSeamus Gallagher (amajor7.tumblr.com)Claire...

Get it? In this Buttersafe comic, Liam's buddy created a false impression of what his life could be, thus setting him up for a life of inescapable disappointment. Ha!Of course, among friends, pranks like this go in turns...

Okay, Admiral Nechayev is . . . hard to get along with at times. But assume that your boss reads everything that you write online. Shoot, assume that everyone in your life in the future will read everything that you ever...

I'm afraid to go to parent-teacher meetings at my daughters' preschool. I'm afraid of what I might say.Neither of them has learned a single Rule of Acquisition that I didn't teach them at home. Not even one.I've got to w...

It's not your fault. Sometimes chocolate just gets...  ...enough. Kelly Angel of the Anything about Nothing webcomic

Abstruse Goose reminds us that you’re average and ordinary. Be happy with that and don’t let anyone tear you down for a lack of accomplishment or nobility. Your restraint is the only thing keeping bizarro-you...

Thanks a lot, clouds. You’ve really helped me focus on all of the terrible things going on in my life right now. Without you, I might have had a moment’s peace. Grant Snider of Incidental Comics shows us how...