(Chris Hallbeck/Minimumble)Then complain to the manager. It's important that companies know when their front line employees aren't treating customers right....

What did she say? It doesn't matter. You found an effective way to participate in a conversation with her without that excruciating experience of listening to her. Jim Benton shows how a man's mind works. Well, how it wo...

You know what would be a great show to watch? Something like Ice Road Truckers, except instead of being about truckers who drive over dangerous icy roads in Alaska and the Canadian arctic, it would be about bloggers. You...

(Carolyn Hiler/A Zillion Dollars Comics)A thoughtful gentleman mantis knows that his lady would like dessert. This may be the last Valentine's Day that you two will have together. Show her that you really care....

(Chris Hallbeck/Minimumble)Those are the best dreams ever because at least there's a chance that they will come true. It's only a small chance though--just enough to make you think that this morning it could happen....

If you had the power to do so, how would you punish your enemies in ways that would not come across as creepy and disturbing if published openly? Doghouse Diaries has some good ideas.A predisposition to hitting "reply" i...

(Pictures in Boxes)Too late! I beat you to the emotional paralysis. But maybe you can pull ahead during the self-loathing and regret phases of the race....

(Chris Hallbeck/Maximumble)Actually, I'm okay with having a pacifier. But I'd prefer that I got to chose to use it instead of seeing it shoved into my hands when I get fussy....

(Minimumble/Chris Hallbeck)Hey, that's a good question! It's unlikely that Ewok tribes keep human dresses around for just this sort of occasion. Where did they get that dress (screenshot below) that they gave to Leia?The...

(Chris Hallbeck/Minimumble)Kids need to learn to take a joke. What could be a better occasion than the child's birthday party? Once he's done crying, he'll laugh, too.-via Pleated Jeans...