Doghouse Diaries has some excellent ideas. A beard really is just chest hair that overflows your chest as a result of your excessive manliness. And when it's early in the morning and the dog wants a walk, you can just us...

(Zach Weinersmith/SMBC Comics)This is mostly correct, except that with the proper supplements, you can also breed parasitic larvae in spoonbills.By the way, if you're trying to have a baby right now, then I have good new...

(Gemma Correll)Wearable technologies are all the rage these days. And it's not just Google Glass. There's the iWatch, the airbag suit, the birdcage dress, and more.Gemma Correll is a cartoonist and, clearly, an innovativ...

You can print out designs in chocolate and pancake batter. The next great technological hurdle is ice cream!To do this, MIT students Kyle Hounsell, Kristine Bunker, and David Donghyun Kim built an extruder that was chill...

(Pie Comic/John McNamee)The sun loves you. Unless you're driving east in the morning. Then it wants to kill you and everyone else on the road. Pro tip: navigate by echolocation. It takes a bit of practice, but then the s...

(Sarah Andersen)Remember that fifty year-old man who wears shorts and black socks with sandals? Someday--perhaps soon--you're going to be him. And you'll like it. You'll be comfortable and won't care what other people th...

(Amazing Super Powers)You should already have a rehearsed, carefully thought-out answer to this question before you even begin the interview.If there's something in your work history that may appear to be a weakness, pre...

(John McNamee/Pie Comic)That's actually a myth. You use all of your brain. Well, I do, anyway. I won't speak for you.What if this myth was applied to other organs of your body? Could you produce 10 times as much insulin...

(Safely Endangered/Chris McCoy)Pro tip: if you try these on a living woman and she responds with interest, you've found a keeper!Try them out on both the living and the dead tonight....

(xckd/Randall Munroe)Randall Munroe, a webcomic artist, roboticist, and all-around genius, has a...