(Eugen Erhan, Tudor Muscalu/Fredo & Pid'Jin)Sure, he could have just produced the fish and loaves ex nihilo, but wouldn't it be easier to just pick them up somewhere? It's a divine take-out order.Bonus item: a classi...

(The Awkward Yeti/Nick Seluk)Lars, the Awkward Yeti, should count himself lucky. My brain would wait until the middle of the interview during a difficult question before reminding me of that incident.Your brain has alrea...

(John McNamee/Pie Comic)No, you must be mistaken. "Rested" is just a myth, like the Loch Ness Monster or North Dakota. If you feel rested, that's just your body telling you that you're lazy and you must immediately work...

(Randall Munroe/xkcd)Pro tip for graduate students: members of your thesis committee cannot discover the flaws in your methodology or your questionable conclusions if they're running for their lives.**Do not actually do...

(Mark Pain/Pain Train)That's Latin for "Who dares, wins." This brave bird stepped forward when others said that the task was too hard, the work impossible, or the mission helpless.Believe in yourself. Dare to be more tha...

Long plane rides are so booooooooring. Here's a traditional game that helps you pass the time. Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal gives us a primer on the rules. It's really straightforward. Now the man on the toilet must tag...

Chris Hallbeck of Maximumble has a point. But I think we've reached serious danger only when you decide to stay on your couch and watch a different movie instead. Or if you're hungry, but decide to stay on the couch inst...

(Bizarro Comics/Dan Piraro)See this rubber mouse? It's autographed by the artist. And the toy parakeet is a limited edition with a variant beak. They made only 100 of them.Sometimes my human servant ties to take them, bu...

(Maximumble/Chris Hallbeck)He's Spider-Man. Did you think that was just a costume? Nah, man. He was bitten by an actual spider. If you want to survive, you should have gotten caught by Charles Xavier. And you really don'...

(Fowl Language Comics/Brian Gordon)The wise philosopher Bill Cosby once said, "Parents are not interested in justice. They want quiet." This was funny before I had children. Then it became funny and painful.One of the ch...