This job will eventually kill you. Do the sensible thing and get on the patch. It'll satisfy your cravings just enough to keep you sane. Doug Savage of Savage Chickens imagines a more reasonable world that encourages you...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/11/03/Are-You-Employed-Get-on-the-Patch/There's a monster in Catropolis. That monster is Yasmine, the artist behind Cat Versus Human.She is a menace to all feline life in Catropolis. They've tried to hide from her and wait for her rampages to subside. But this...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/11/01/How-Your-Cats-View-You/(The Awkward Yeti/Nick Seluk)The weather is perfect, so let's stay inside! Natural sunlight and unconditioned air have a certain appeal, but it's hard to watch Netflix from outside and I have to keep careful track of how...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/10/27/The-Soothing-Light-of-the-Flickering-Computer-Monitor/(Lunarbaboon)You could travel into the past and see great events from history. Or you could peer into the far future, which is either a technological wonderland or a nightmarish dystopia.But, to be practical, you're more...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/10/26/A-Parents-Guide-to-Time-Machines/(Gemma Correll)Ugg boots may be popular among the living this time of year, but the typical ghost wouldn't be caught dead in them. Sure, you can just wear a sheet, but only if you're going with the relaxed fit look. And...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/10/24/Fashion-Styles-for-Ghosts/Your cat leads a stressful life, what with all the work he does around the house. Doug Savage of Savage Chickens urges you to help him relax while he’s on vacation. You might want to try that recording, too....
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/10/17/A-Cats-Relaxation-Tape/(Twisted Doodles)Is that cashmere? No, it’s Persian! Think of your cat’s fur as not a mess, but a decoration that your feline companion gives to you as an act of love. Be sure to share it with your friends by...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/10/17/Work-It-Girl/(Doghouse Diaries)This chart is a bit inaccurate. If you choose children, then you don't get time or money. Or at least I didn't. And I wouldn't change my decision for anything.The artist adds this caveat:Exceptions to t...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/10/15/Choose-Your-Priorities/(Wrong Hands/John Atkinson)How will we waste time in the 2020s and the 2030s? Will we watch holographic simulations of computer users from the previous decades using their primitive virtual reality simulators and augment...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/10/13/Wasting-Time-through-the-Ages/(Lunarbaboon)Sorry, Boss, but there's nothing that I can do to escape these cuddles. I'll have to shelter in place until he wakes up. I'm sure that my co-workers will understand....
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/10/11/Its-a-Personal-Catastrophe/

