I have a coupon good for 1 blowjob that I got from my ex on my birthday, so if any of you ladies take coupons from competitors... @SmokeMyWords...

~Illustrated by: Cecile Dyer~ Apparently "some assembly required" is IKEA for "here's a pine tree and some nails." - @derekasaurus...

I chuckle at this card by Fomato a...  ...I chuckle at this card by Fomato about shopping at Target because it's so true! https:/...

I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed. - @iNusku...

~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~ Thanks to Costco, my children and my children's children will never have to worry where their next can of shaving cream will come from. - @plasticdeer...

(Video Link) Sure if you want something done in life you should probably just do it yourself, but not many dogs have been willing to take this advice to heart...until Jesse the Jack Russell. Via I Has A Hot Dog...

shopping by declaring "tax-free weekends," meaning no stat...

(Video Link) South Koreans have some of the lon...  ..., which makes it difficult for them to go grocery shopping . To counter the problem (and to help their market...

Just played a round of one of my favorite games #oopsnotmyprius - @goldenjessica ~Illustration by: John P. Dessereau~...

I'm tempted to write a musical all about Shopsin's! - @bonniegrrl...