Probably the worst part about being a penguin is after you’re in an argument, you’ll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute @HotEats...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/02/no-603-hoteats/~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~ Girls greet each other normally the way I’d act if I saw a friend who I thought was dead. - @alexjmann...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/29/no-600-alexjmann/Love in 2011 means answering each other's texts immediately. @Smethanie...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/28/no-599-smethanie/The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever. @Paxochka...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/27/no-597-resila/~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~ I am sad and need you to ask why.  @EveryTweet_Ever...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/21/no-590-everytweet_ever/~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~ My Mom just called me a Son of a Bitch. Well played Mom, well played. @_Shizzle...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/13/no-584-_shizzle/No mystery why men love golf when the objective is to get the balls near the hole with minimal effort. -Â @sweetDEVILbitch...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/07/no-581-sweetdevilbitch/I'm not looking for my knight in shining armour, just a man who knows how to handle a sword. @LittleHarmonica...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/11/30/no-577-littleharmonica/Women are like Wi-Fi. They're everywhere and no one will tell me the password -Â @savvystrider...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/11/20/no-571-savvystrider/~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~ Apparently singing "total eclipse of the heart" in an elevator makes people uncomfortable. It's not my fault that song requires eye contact. @primawesome...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/11/14/no-565-primawesome/
