"What the f*ck?! You look nothing like your painting!" - Angry woman on a blind date in the 1700's -Â Â @MisterBombay...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/02/06/no-654-misterbombay/If your boyfriend/girlfriend has no texts in their phone's history, you're totally being cheated on.  @capricecrane...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/26/no-638-capricecrane/I'd rather be dry humped by a gorilla than sit and listen to a girl talk about her boyfriend. @MarcusStricklin...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/24/no-634-marcusstricklin/It's not you, it's your goatee. @RonnieWK...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/22/no-631-ronniewk/If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling? @Smethanie...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/20/no-626-smethanie/I just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on. @erica_rosie...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/15/no-621-erica_rosie/We have so much in common. You want to travel . . . I want you to go . . . @BDGarp...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/13/no-618-bdgarp/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~ You know a relationship is starting to sour when the "I" gets dropped from "I love you."Â @Smethanie...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/11/no-615-smethanie/Sometimes all you can do is throw your cowboy hat on the ground in a comical fashion, shake your fist at a varmint, and move on. @BillSleazy...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/03/no-605-billsleazy/Marriage = Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever. @NealBrennan...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/02/no-604-nealbrennan/
