When a girl says, "I think we should talk," it's never about the Bat Mobile. @Aspersioncast...

Most of my relationships last about as long as this tweet. - @wwwesty

Straight women wanna seduce gay men. Gay men wanna seduce straight guys. Straight guys wanna seduce lesbians. Lesbians wanna be left alone. @NickadooLA...

Men, of course we need you. Because, jars.  @chrisanna4real...

You are right, autocorrect. It is sometimes hard to make a woman origami. @VocabuLarry...

Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert @joeljeffrey...

~Illustrated by: Sal Oxford~ Hey, songs about love. That's enough. We get it. - @DamienFahey...

Dear Women, We forgot about Valentine's Day because we can't stop thinking about how lucky we are to even know you. Love, Men @yoyoha...

Sometimes it's better to just not open a can of worms, especially if you're not going to believe his answer anyway. This image is from a collection of Relationship Public Service Announcements from College Humor. Lin...

~Tin Man illustrated by Chris Sinderson~ Can someone please f*cking remind me why the Tinman wanted a heart? @CrazedinNYC...