Love is letting a guy do for you what you could do for yourself in half the time & only one finger. - @IamEnidColeslaw...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/21/funny-tweets-twitter/~Illustrated by: @LisaAnnWilson~ Hey, boys! Sex tip: 1. Buy an iPod Classic. 2. Practice scrolling down to ZZ Top. @Schmoodles...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/15/no-776-schmoodles/Men are from Mars. Women are on Pinterest. @arnie...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/10/no-770-arnie/Not saying Thank You when someone holds the door for you. #ThatsGangster @HarleyPlays...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/03/no-759-harleyplays/My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, then when I finally do, she's all "SLOW DOWN, IT'S NOT FUNNY! WE'RE ON A BRIDGE!!" @Coastiefish...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/03/no-758-coastiefish/Outside the window, Mark stood in the moonlight, serenading Vicky. Her heart remained closed, unmoved by the sounds of his tuba. @VeryShortStory...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/27/no-749-veryshortstory/I always see my bed as half empty. @BlitznBeans...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/21/funny-tweets-2/Love means never having to say anything because you're both looking at your smart phones -Â @meganamram...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/19/no-740-meganamram/I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her  @OneFunnyBastard...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/18/funny-tweets-marriage/Relationships are like IKEA furniture. You feel a sense o...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/09/no-724-smethanie/
