Marriage: Because who wants to be wrong only some of the time?— DTelf (@DTelf) October 12, 2011...

~Original illustration by: Melody Stone~ Just cause I'm wearing a Spiderman T-shirt doesn't mean you can hit on me. NO, I WON'T COME SEE YOUR COMIC BOOK COLLECTION! Ok, maybe I will— ɱissy © (@XoMiSs...

Marriage is 60% compromise, 50% joy, 50%tears, and 100% insanity. If this math doesn't make sense to you, then neither will marriage.— Moiste Porque (@MoistPork) August 7, 2012...

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~Original Illustration: David Collier~ You know you’ve been married too long when... bit.ly/PXBv1Z@Aspersioncast— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 29, 2012...

Sometimes, it’s just about surrendering. bit.ly/Q26AT8 @Chivalrysstand— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 17, 2012...

I think about sex every 3.14159265 seconds. I’m Ï€-sexual. bit.ly/OIoLvr @kelkulus— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 8, 2012...

~Original illustration by: @Pants~ If girls REALLY wanted nice guys, they’d look for them at Star Wars conventions instead of bars. bit.ly/LH7IVt @smethanie— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 1, 2012...

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Got tired of wife stealing the comforter. Finally hit on solution. Yep, NAILED IT! #behereallweek @resila...