no. 481 - @Haleys_Hell...
~Illustrated by: Jeff Maksuta~ Give a guy an inch and he calls it six. -Â @Haleys_Hell...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/09/13/no-481-haleys_hell/
no. 480 - @DanSackheim...
Definition of irony: Ignoring my wife because I'm way too preoccupied working on a tweet that my followers will ignore. -Â @DanSackheim...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/09/13/no-480-dansackheim/
no. 479 - @BillMc7...
 ~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~ AT&T is so annoying and disappointing that I'm surprised I'm not married to it. - @BillMc7...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/09/12/no-479-billmc7/
no. 473 - @Holidayze...
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~ My boyfriend is so cute when he pretends he's not my boyfriend and threatens to call the cops if I don't stop following him <3 -Â @Holidayze...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/09/09/no-473-holidayze/
no. 449 - @kellyoxford...
~Illustrated by: Cecile Dyer~ If someone says "Don't even talk to me before I get my coffee" I won't want to talk to them after they have their coffee - @kellyoxford...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/08/28/no-449-kellyoxford/
no. 442 - @yoyoha...
I just want people to accept me for who I pretend to be. -Â @yoyoha...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/08/23/no-442-yoyoha/
no. 436 - @luckyshirt...
Wait, this isn't my bad. Whose bad is this? Where is my bad? WHOSE BAD IS THIS? NOBODY MOVE I LOST MY BAD. Oh wait. This is mine. My bad. -Â @luckyshirt...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/08/21/no-436-luckyshirt/
no. 431 - @juicymorsel...
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~ Don't put words in my mouth. I keep my feet in there. @juicymorsel...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/08/18/no-431-juicymorsel/
no. 430 - @kellysdf...
They say couples should never go to bed angry. That's why married people always look so tired. -Â @kellysdf...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/08/17/no-430-kellysdf/
no. 426 - @Joan_Rivers...
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~ There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay. They haven't changed their outfits in 25 years. -Â @Joan_Rivers...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/08/15/no-426-joan_rivers/
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