Got pulled over today and cop said "papers" So I said scissors I WIN!! @globetrottgirl...

These dorky comics by Adam McCauley are great...  ...s by Adam McCauley are great for anyone who loves puns , particularly those that involve classic sci fi j...

~Illustration by Mike Force~ You'd think rappers would start buying better microphones instead of having to check it in the beginning of every song. - @MisterPrankster...

"I pity the fool who drinks coffee!" - Mr. Tea - @nicthacker ~Illustration by: Emily Niland~...

Have you ever wondered what a pirate is made of? Now you know, and you can share your newly-gained knowledge with this funny shirt for sale only today on Woot. Link...

i could never have a chip on my shoulder. i'd totally eat it before anyone saw it. - @sbellelauren ~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~...

If a macaque gets dismembered, I guess you'd call it rhesus pieces. - @SethMacFarlane ~Illustration by: Sam Spratt~...

Tonight's meditation: When life hands you melons, you may be dyslexic. - @Pogue...

Google Maps has a list of punny slogans that users have tagged onto towns and cities. A sample: Gas, KS "Don't pass gas, stop and enjoy It." Hooker, OK "It's a location, not a vocation." Bushnell, SD "It's not...

Did you hear about the big fight that Madonna, Cher, Jewel, and Fabio had? They're no longer on a first-name basis. - @converse_day...