I hate when you finally meet your Twitter crush and you find out that it was just some dumb cat walking around on a keyboard at a Starbucks. @StuffZacLearned...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/06/04/no-799-stuffzaclearned/My favorite thing about babies is that none of them are mine. @OhNoSheTwitnt...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/06/01/no-796-ohnoshetwitnt/It's Saturday night & beautiful out you should be out making mistakes instead of listening to npr @MR_ever_e...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/26/no-789-mr_ever_e/Liked something in real life. Looked for like button. Was disappoint.â€Â @JoeFelice...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/23/no-785-%e2%80%8fjoefelice/I wish I could put my whole fucking house in the washing machine. @slyoung5...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/17/funny-tweets-3/How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the soup before it was cool. #wockawocka @NickFlora...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/16/no-778-nickflora/what was that, dudes, you can pee standing up? sorry i couldn't hear you over the sound of my 6th orgasm @jdelwoo...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/11/no-771-jdelwoo/I've said it before, and I'll say it again. It -Â @jscottwilson...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/05/no-761-jscottwilson/My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, then when I finally do, she's all "SLOW DOWN, IT'S NOT FUNNY! WE'RE ON A BRIDGE!!" @Coastiefish...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/03/no-758-coastiefish/Sometime after I write it. Definitely not before that. RT @mrconti:@keithlaw when does your report on Charleston come out?...
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