~Original illustration by: Wobbly Goggy~ Lately my workout mainly consists of exercising poor judgment. — Laughing Lesbian (@LaughingLesbian) February 10, 2012...

I miss having health insurance. RT @kimkardashian I miss Milan!—...

If you're one of those whovians who watches whole seasons in single days, then you might have a hard time staying in shape. Fortunately, one of The Daily What's users created this handy exercise plan so you can work out...

~Original illustration by: @Pants~ People! Stop injecting shit in your lips. It doesn’t make you look full-lipped. It makes you look ... bit.ly/MrbObh @alyssa_milano— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 6,...

~Original Illustration: David Collier~ My wife keeps 72 half-empty bottles of stuff in the shower. And if I even look at them.... bit.ly/PtydPC @1bigmick— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 1, 2012...

My back has been killing me lately. I need someone to punch it really hard… Batman style. bit.ly/OywJFf @brandonreese— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 31, 2012...

Don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I can still fit into the earings I wore in High School. bit.ly/NDilgw @Soo_Scandalouss— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 14, 2012...

~Original illustration by: @Pants~ How do kids make fun of each other now that they’re all fat? bit.ly/MjT2Mo @itsmenickyt— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 12, 2012...

In the Dalton Trumbo novel Johnny Got His Gun, a h...  ...echnology? And how can we judge a patent's mental health under such grim circumstances? And even if those...

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