I like when my hair blows across my face while I'm driving because it makes me feel sexy & dangerous in my minivan. - @lunchyprices...

Apple expectations are so high that if I can't talk to God on the next phone I'll be deflated. @benkunz...

None of us can be sure that the cats aren't organizing. - @HeyitsLori...

Cats prove that arrogance is bliss. - @donni...

"I may not have rhythm, but I got algorithm!" - computer programmer at a disco - @resila...

The reasoning behind deforestation has me stumped. @SkipperStevens...

Today, we're teaming up with Postsecret and neatorama to celebrate the release of the new Postsecret app! Go win some Postsecret books over here and be sure to download the app over here. When my friend is peeved at h...

Captain America outsources much of his crime fighting to Captain India. - @awescar...

Enjoying bacon. Call me paranoid, but I'm afraid one day someone's gonna discover bacon is bad for you. - @khoi...

Every so often, I Google myself just to make sure that I still exist. - @IamMsMoneypenny...