Seriously considered giving myself a Romulan hair cut. Reconsidered. #startrek - @kristin...

I guess if they ever go down in flames, Wikileaks can probably be re-born as a cool new brand of baby diapers. - @IanJSpector...

raspberry + banana = ra na na. morning thoughts. @AFineFrenzy...

You gotta plant some hands to grow some palm trees. - @PaulyPeligroso...

Every time I see a Rent-A-Center, I imagine how much cooler it would be if it were a Rent-A-Centaur. Who wouldn't want to rent a centaur? - @wyverngirl69...

It may not be immediately obvious, but I'm sure there would be some downside to being a ninja assassin. @DrTwittenheimer...

@avapidblonde is the winner of our first-ever caption contest! Congrats! We picked our favorites and stuck them in a poll for everyone to vote. @avapidblonde conducted a heckuva lobbying campaign for her entry and wound...

@MansBigBrother You have 9 monitors? You're way past geek levels and deep into nerd territory there. =)  @howtogeek...

@Funkykitsune wrong. The robot stood motionless before sparks flew from it's antenna and then slumped forwards as if it was switched off. #BurtonStory - @burtonstory...

Who put this string on my finger? - @funnyoneliners...