At some point during the night, i woke up and had ribs, says the sauce on my face. - @chrissyteigen...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/01/11/no-171-chrissyteigen/Passed very lazy hitchhiker today on way into cul de sac. - @DemetriMartin...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/01/10/no-170-demetrimartin/The road to skinny jeans is not paved with Chips Ahoy and Doritos - I see that now. - @AnaBlackstad...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/01/09/no-169-anablackstad/My parents internet is so painfully slow... - @ijustine...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/01/07/no-168-ijustine/One good reason not to let Chewbacca sit in front of you at the movies. #downinfront #starwars - @TB5918...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/01/06/no-167-tb5918/jew-do ? jew-jitsu ? - @andreicrivat...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/01/04/no-165-andreicrivat/Insomnia is the triumph of mind over mattress. - @funnyoneliners...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/01/03/no-164-funnyoneliners/GUYS: If you are falling out of love with her, hold her over a cliff & let her go. If she doesn't come back, it wasn't meant to be. @drunkcupid...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/01/02/no-163-drunkcupid/Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet. - @AdviceToWriters...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2010/12/30/no-162-advicetowriters/Listening to the woman on NPR describe a particular type of lima beans as "transcendent". Starting to understand why the Taliban hate us. -Â @steepdecline...
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