Life on a farm has gotta be paradise, except for all the hard work and manure and farm. - @SethMacFarlane...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/15/no-192-sethmacfarlane/Shoot, forgot to do the New York City Marathon. Again. - @JimGaffigan...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/14/no-191-jimgaffigan/You can tell a lot about a person by watching them have sex with their uncle through a telescope. @JennyJohnsonHi5...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/09/no-190-jennyjohnsonhi5/When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - @Dana_Barzilay...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/08/no-189-dana_barzilay/I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings - @dr_ridiculous...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/07/no-188-dr_ridiculous/You guys, my new podcast, "Ideas I have in my car that I'll never follow up on" will never be available. - @shanenickerson...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/06/no-187-shanenickerson/If you suffer from a zinc deficiency, you can always lick the nearest battery. - @FakeScience...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/03/no-186-fakescience/I went to a gym once, spent 10m. under a weight I couldn't lift, and then staggered home. - @nicotatz...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/02/no-185-nicotatz/Tweetdeck needs ctrl+z like pigeons need to start wearing diapers - @Oatmeal...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/01/no-184-oatmeal/I love the VW Bug but it's so damn small. I can't even fit my CRT monitor on the dashboard! - @TechZader...
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