At the doctor, and my doctor just said I have a sinus infection and that there's no reason my pants should be off. Worst. Visit. Ever. @Joshinator...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/03/10/no-203-joshinator/If I were a Conehead for a day, I'd probably let you touch my conehead, if you were into it. #TrueLove @renmarshall...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/03/07/no-201-renmarshall/Einstein = Genius Mind. Galileo = Great Mind. Newton = Extraordinary mind. Bill Gates = Brilliant Mind. Me = Nevermind. - @TeenDreaming...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/03/02/no-200-teendreaming/I totally think pink one piece bunny pajamas are an acceptable form of attire to wear to a 5am meeting - @JigsawFirefly...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/03/01/no-199-jigsawfirefly/Don't you just hate it when you have to edit a really awesome tweet down from -743 to 140? - @designertalks...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/28/no-198-designertalks/Why my cat is so fascinated with me wiping my ass is beyond me, but she can go to hell. #JudgmentalCat #NeverLeaveTheDoorOpenAgain - @renmarshall...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/27/no-197-renmarshall/Once upon a time, a noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.  - @nickasaur...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/22/no-196-nickasaur/"I just lost a Twitter follower...it's just like when Rome started its decline." @rosa (via @MichaelWann)...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/20/no-195-rosa/Ociffer. I swear to drunk I'm not God. There's no blood in my alcohol system. That's my stuck and I'm story to it. @TeenDreaming...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/17/no-194-teendreaming/Two and a Half Beards #HipsterSitcoms @BadAdviceNurse...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/02/16/no-193-badadvicenurse/
