Women *do* come with instructions. Lots of them. Ask my husband. @linajk...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/21/no-223-linajk/The golden age of marketing will finally arrive when playing a Natalie Merchant song makes my iPhone print out a coupon for tampons. - @Just_Alison...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/20/no-222-just_alison/Dear Math, I'm sick and tired of finding your "x". Just accept the fact that she's gone. Move on, dude. - @WillyFerrell...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/19/no-219-willyferrell/Did you hear about the big fight that Madonna, Cher, Jewel, and Fabio had? They're no longer on a first-name basis. - @converse_day...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/19/no-220-converse_day/you forgot to mention your homeopathic plumber! They dilute Drano 1:10000000000000 and assure u it will work. - @zdoggmd...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/17/no-218-zdoggmd/I bet every porta potty dreams of someday being a photo booth. - @mollymcnearney...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/13/no-217-mollymcnearney/My phone is broken and my laptop is fried and now I'm pretty sure the Mayans were off by two years. @Girl11Eleven...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/12/no-216-girl11/Realized I'm walking in wrong direction... Pull out cell phone, pretend to read and turn around. @PatheticPaul...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/04/no-214-patheticpaul/gone phishing - @mekdigital...
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