Some people are in love with the sound of their own typing. @oinkflap...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/14/no-238-oinkflap/Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being "too farfetched". @DanaJGould...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/11/no-234-danajgould/I wonder if tree huggers ever get to like second base with their trees - @HiImRawn Other cool stuff from around the Interwebz that we like var Scribol; if(typeof Scribol=='undefined'){Scribol={}...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/09/no-233-hiimrawn/I can't tell you how many dates I've skipped because I had nothing to wear or wasn't asked out. - @MrsRupertPupkin Other cool stuff from around the Interwebz that we like: var Scribol; if(typeof Scribol=='undefi...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/05/no-231-mrsrupertpupkin/someone told me that the yellow ring around my pupils meant I was psychic, I said, "I KNOW." @therealzooeyd...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/03/no-230-therealzooeyd/If I ever get abducted by aliens the first thing I'm going to do is shout "NOT AGAIN!" just to make them think someone in admin fucked up. - @MarylandMudflap...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/02/no-228-marylandmudflap/Adam and Eve were Canadian. @ barneda
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/01/no-227-barneda/Feel like going out clubbin' tonight. ...Not the hipster version, the caveman one. - @WeaverMichael...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/28/no-226-weavermichael/Nothing brings up an epic inner struggle quicker than the question of wether or not to return the shopping cart to it's holding spot. @hayeslady...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/25/no-225-hayeslady/In space, no one puts baby in the corner. @Ryan_Duncan...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/24/no-224-ryan_duncan-redux/

