Guess what? Licking envelopes and eating Oreos must be done in a certain order. -Â @wwwesty...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/06/02/no-273-wwwesty/The Dead Sea Scrolls were never examined as closely as the receipt my mother just got for a three-pack of socks. @bazecraze...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/31/no-269-bazecraze/Most of the screams you hear in movies are actually by a purple people eater. @howtogeek...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/30/no-265-how-to-geek/Tonight's meditation: When life hands you melons, you may be dyslexic. - @Pogue...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/29/no-263-pogue/If A=B and B=C then my ability to spell just got that much easier. -Â @FlyoverJoel...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/27/no-260-flyoverjoel/We know that a million monkeys with typewriters can bang out Shakespeare but has anyone experimented with giant insects and Kafka? @FlyoverJoel...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/25/no-255-flyoverjoel/If we didn't evolve opposable thumbs, would we still be able to text? @BillyCrystal...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/23/no-252-billycrystal/I hope i end up in heaven and i hope they have c... ...and i hope they have crazy fast wifi up there. @ davidwain
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/20/no-246-davidwain/1. Pet a horse. 2. Wear a velour shirt. 3. Try a plum. #sadbucketlist - @jenny_tollwartz...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/18/no-243-jenny_tollwartz/Freya is dressing the dog up in clothes. It's times like this I seriously miss drinking :) @duncanriley (h/t @Marilyn_Res)...
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