A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - @puresurplus...

I view cooking the same way I view having kids. I can do it, I just don't want to. - @JennyJohnsonHi5...

The small chicken has said enough, it does not want to lay more eggs #catenglish - @albertcuesta...

I'm not a NERD. I just don't want to work at MCDONALDS when I'm older. - @TeenDreaming...

I think the worst part about leaving your heart in San Francisco would be the fact that now you're dead. - @TheChrisAngel...

I wear my headphones at my desk even if I'm not listening to anything, just so I can feel the slight pressure on my head and feel loved. - @peterbyrnes...

I'm tempted to write a musical all about Shopsin's! - @bonniegrrl...

I'm going to make some girl Really happy one day until I stop liking her and start phasing her out in a passive aggressive manner. @senderblock23...

Can anyone recommend a good search engine? If not no worries I'll just Google it @elibraden...

If your only tool is a guillotine, every problem looks like a French aristocrat. - @missingblakes...